The Motherly Seamstress

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May 23

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tumbrloslav: thesecretmichan: ihavethisblog: amberleighjoy: Actually, that’s a common misconception. Cats kill animals and bring them to you because they think you’re a shitty hunter and they don’t want you to starve.  So it’s kind of love, but it’s mostly because you suck at catching food I’m pretty sure “I don’t want you to starve” is the maximum level of love cats are able to give. #this is why i love cats #they give you tongue bathes and bring you food because they think you’re a giant hairless cat that sucks at being a cat

tumbrloslav:

thesecretmichan:

ihavethisblog:

amberleighjoy:


Actually, that’s a common misconception. Cats kill animals and bring them to you because they think you’re a shitty hunter and they don’t want you to starve. 

So it’s kind of love, but it’s mostly because you suck at catching food

I’m pretty sure “I don’t want you to starve” is the maximum level of love cats are able to give.

#this is why i love cats #they give you tongue bathes and bring you food because they think you’re a giant hairless cat that sucks at being a cat

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sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

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batgirlincorporated: ladymangoberry: WANT That would be us.

batgirlincorporated:

ladymangoberry:

WANT

That would be us.

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